William Falcetanois a prematurely retired professor of philosophy and former colleague of Doug Holder; he is a Bagel Bard in good standing who lives in happy quarantine on Plum Island.
Poems During
the Plague
(at the
request of Doug Holder)
My Corona
My Corona is a
spikey globuleCovered in
fatty lipidsAnd filled
with evil proteins.
My Corona
loves me but I do not love her back.She sticks her
lovely spikes into meAnd pulls out my
RNA to replicate herself day by day.She is happy
to infect my lungs; They are for
her a love song to be sung.
If she has her
way, she will stay thereUntil I no
longer am here, nor exist.Upon my exit
from this world she insists.You could say
she loves me to death.I will admit
that her love is quite breathless.
If only I
could be less attractive to herAnd she would
pursue other suitors – that I would prefer.But she is so
very clingy, that little thingy with spikes.I would squash
her underfoot; I would kill her on sight,If only I
could see the tiny bugger, so small is she, hiding in my alveoli.
And when my
immune system moves to evict herShe eludes the
pursuer as Jean Valjean escapes Javert.The fat spikey
globule then ends up the victorAs I descend
into a dungeon of despair.
Who unleashed
this plague upon the world? Was it Mother
Nature or some other mother? Whoever it was
they’ve paid the Devil’s due,Poured forth
upon the earth a rancid witches brew.
Kinda like John Keats but different.... spikey
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